Tsunami Sharks

release year: 2024
genre: shark cheese
viewing setting: home streaming 8/21/25

synopsis: Along with a sudden tsunami comes the real problem: it's full of sharks.

impressions: This was pretty bad. I mean, they tried, but there were the SAME DAMN PROBLEMS AS MOST CHEAP SHARK MOVIES! I'm talking about sharks that swim along in a foot of water - literally knee-deep water - and then when they attack they're like fifteen feet long and too big to have floated at all in that foot of water. Other notable things: no, you are not "completely submerged" if the water is only up to your car's door...everyone is English and has those accents and speech patterns...the tsunami arrives with no warning...and it contains sharks, with no explanation given...random cuts appear on people who were never shown being tossed around...random woman is suddenly an expert on shark behavior and tactics...a shark literally climbs the staircase...the waters of the tsunami defy the laws of physics...the one cook suddenly goes crazy...and then falls into the oven which apparently the shark chewed open, and the oven is still on despite being underwater...XXXXXXX.

acting: I admire the various cast members' work here, given the inane script and its situations.

final word: XXXX This isn't even good shark cheese, it's bad shark cheese. My wife told me she was sorry she suggested this one.

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